Well hello good friend,
We're the REY family of authors.
We'd thoroughly enjoy crafting a nice, CLEAN, novel featuring YOU. Your name. Partial or full.
We do write very fast (by dictating into our word recognition software and typing fast.)
As far as we know, nobody else does that. Correct us if we're wrong.
We'd like to know a bit about what you'd like. What name should we use for you? What kind of novel should it be? We do like to specialize somewhat, so what genre should it be? That kind of thing.
Or would you just like us to choose? We're happy to do that, too.
The cost to you? Nothing! Never a cent. Gratis! We just enjoy doing it.
At your option, we'll send a chapter-by-chapter outline for your approval, and at the end, we'll send the entire novel for your approval, before publishing it. We're not stealing your ideas at all; we'll craft the book on our own. Who knows how many takers we'll get? So, we might have to schedule it.
If we like the final work, and I'm sure we will, since we'll have written it, we will spend a lot of money promoting it! It takes a lot of money to advertise. Our dime!
So, you'll get your name in print, and some credit, too. Since we're spending a lot of money promoting it, we'll recover any sales profits, if there are any, or we will just absorb the losses.
And if you don't like ANYTHING about it, we'll change it of course.
We do reserve the non-negotiable right to reject any proposals, without explanation, of course. Our legal team tells us we must do that, but it'd be pretty rare for us to do that.
We'll let YOU choose the author, because any of us can write in any genre. We won't do non-fiction, even disguised as fiction, for obvious legal reasons. We'll probably add a little appropriate, good-natured, clean humor in there, just because that's our style. We won't poke fun at anyone, or anything.
But get this. After we start writing, it'll probably only take us a week to produce the first copy, cover and all, and about a month to edit it about ten times, to perfection!
We'll publish it in Kindle, paperback, hard cover, and audio. That's just how we like to operate. Very fast. Very clean. And we guarantee YOU will love it, or we simply won't publish it. We have thousands of great plots in us, and we'll use our own plot for this one.
To do this, merely email us saying what you'd like. It's that easy and simple!
Your friend,
Ana Rey email: Ana@ReyNovels.Com
A BOOK FEATURING YOU? WE'D LOVE TO WRITE YOU ONE.